I can’t resist showing off this happy couple – my brother and his lovely wife – snapped while rather “full” on my brother’s birthday at a local boozer with some chums, and just returned from a Port Douglas honeymoon.

I know, I know, there aren’t any photos of their wedding yet, nor of me in my DvF dress (for the acronymically challenged, that’s Diane von Furstenberg, darling). The only documentary proof of my attendance at this wedding that I’ve seen thus far makes me look like a drag queen – too big a smile, too much lipstick – so that one’s remaining “offline”.